Chemistry Pick Up Lines

Everyone knows how hard it is for a geek to get a date. So don't worry, my dear socially challenged little ones, your beloved Chemistry Queen Lunar is here to help you out with a few of her favorite chemistry based pick up lines.

-Let's find your melting point, baby.
- Who needs a water bed? You be hydrogen, and I'll be oxygen and we'll bond.
-Let's make a spontaneous reaction.
-We're product favored.
-Let's hook up and make some test tube babies.
-Do you have a high enthalpy? Cause you're hot
-Let's take your enthalpy and my entropy and make some free energy.
-Who nees a bunsen burner when you're around?
-I need a hot water bath, you available?
-Let's go study Thermochemistry, We can learn all about heatings things up.
-Let's go get a Ice Bath, because when we're so close things get a little firey.
-You'll be the water, and I'll be the sodium. Cause when we touch, things get HOT.
-You, me, and a fume hood. What do you say?
-You've got one signifigant figure.
-I don't think I can read the periodic table correct, cause I keep seeing me next to you.
-When we hook up, we're like a covalent bond, nearly impossible to seperate.
-Let's become a combustion reaction, cause you're already smoking.
-The test is in two days, would you help me study kinetic theories?
-Who needs biology when we have chemistry?